Y’all Got any Gators?

I done there noticed ya got some gator trouble.  Them there gators are notorious for crashing weddin’s.  I see a big one got some of your there domestics too.  Well, Mr. Granger, I got the just the stuff to prevent any future gator attacks.  Ya see, if it’s one thing I know, it’s gators, and gators is one of the stupidest critters Gwad gave two eyes to.  I do declare that a fence post has got more sense.  Why dem environmentalists get all huffy about protecting them is beyond me.  All it takes is for a gator to bite ‘em in the rear, and they’d change their minds.  Personally,  I take every last one and turn ‘em into a suitcase or a pair boots.

Now ‘bout your problem, Mr. Granger, I tell you how we’d start:  Ya see, I got me a supply of homemade hand grenades that double as depth charges.  You’d be surprised at the size of the endangered stuff I’ve floated  with these babies.  (Makes a great swoosh sound in the water when they explode too).  Anyway, I digress.  We’d probably try to go around the perimeter of your place and drop a few in the nearby canal. Those gators hate the noise the bombs make.  I never seen me a gator swim so fast when those bombs go off.   If we can’t blow them gators up, then we just blast them into that great swamp in the sky.  I got me a nice .50 caliber Desert Eagle for gator blasting.  My oh my,  I could write a book about the things I’ve picked off with that baby.  Pa-Pow!

As it turns out, Mr. Granger, we’re having a blue ribbon special on my website.  You supply the Pabs Blue Ribbon and I’ll knock off a hundred buck from the total price.  I look forward to killing this gator for ya.  Check out my website for further details.  When you tell a friend, remember our motto:  “Whether it flies, crawls or swims, we can kill it.”

Yours truly,

Billy Bayou ,

Head Species Exterminator

Mr. Granger has gone to Billy’s website and was confused by the amount of items on the screen.  Help Billy make a better website.  Take into consideration the items we discussed in Chapter 14.

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